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Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

EPISODE 60: "F*@&"
Rich is on a deadline and he's having computer problems.  Maybe it's not Jake's fault this time (but it probably is).

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Credits:
Rich:  "Only place that he's ever seen"
Kaz:  "Always shouts out something obscene."
 
 
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--Last night I had a flood in the basement and my guitar got warped, but it's OK because now it sounds just like a sitar!

--The other day I bought a shirt made entirely out of human fingernails.  Now my back never itches.

--People are out risking their lives for their country every day, so who cares if a bag of damn flour won a medal?

And now, for the opposing viewpoint, here's AC/DC's Brian Johnson:

Happy Fool Day!
                                                                
-----Ed Kaz

From the Home Office in Shell Pile New Jersey:

TOP 10 REASONS WHY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD CHOOSE ED KAZ AS HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE:

10.  I have zero experience.  This will make you look really good.

9.  I have a whole range of fake sincere expressions I can make behind you at the State of the Union Address.

8.  I have no desire to run for President someday--I'm a big second-banana kinda guy. Jerry Colonna, Potsie,  Nicole Richie...these are my role models.

7.  I'll be really good at creating a diversion when Oprah shows up every damn day.

6.  Unlike other VPs I have really safe hobbies.  Who ever got shot in the face playing sodoku? 

5.  You're all about change and I always carry spare change.

4.  Come on!  Who would you rather play hoops with after work?  That girl Hillary?

3.  I don't have any big scandals in my past (just so long as nobody talks to anyone on Xanga).

2. 
When you're passing the torch to the new generation, I'll keep an
extinguisher handy in case one of those stupid new generation kids
drops the damn thing.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD CHOOSE ED KAZ AS HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE:

1.  I'll be in charge of manufacturing the  "Yes. We Will. Just Be Freakin' Patient, Will Ya?" buttons.

                                                                
-----Ed Kaz (Veep in waiting)

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Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

EPISODE 59: "WINDOWS '08"
It's morning in Edit 4 and Rich is experiencing a new clarity of vision.

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Credits:
Rich:  Can see clearly now.
Kaz:  Not so dark and seedy.
 
 
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I had this dream the other night:

I was traveling on a bus somewhere.  In the seat next to me was James Gandolfini--TV's Tony Soprano.  He was very cordial and we had quite a bit of polite chit-chat during our journey.

Eventually our bus passed through a town where I spent a great deal of my youth--Jamesburg, New Jersey.  Gandolfini remarked that he used to come to this town to buy comics at a store called Robinson's.  I told him that I also used to go there sometimes, but was always afraid of the hoods that hung out in front.  At this point, things got fuzzy--was this Gandolfini or Soprano?  The fact that there was a crate next to me containing a bound-and-gagged Mickey Rooney only added to my confusion.

What does this dream mean?

                                                                
-----Ed Kaz

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Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

EPISODE 58: "BAD DAY 2 IN EDIT 4 (conclusion)"
Rich finds Jake.  The two discuss the workflow issue and express their opinions privately.

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Credits:
Rich:  "He's lucky"
Jake:  "Very efficient worker"
 
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Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

EPISODE 57: "BAD DAY 2 IN EDIT 4 (Part 2)"
Assistant Editor Jake finally shows up for work.  Producer Greg is introduced.  Rich stews unseen in Edit 4.

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Credits:
Rich:  Doing his best "Third Man" impression.
Jake:  Blissfully unaware of any sort of stewing activity.
Kaz:  Easily distracted.
 
 
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Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

EPISODE 56: "BAD DAY 2 IN EDIT 4 (Part 1)"
As a new day dawns, Rich still has issues with Assistant Editor Jake's work methodology.

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Credits:
Rich:  Visibly perturbed.
Jake:  _____________ .
 
 
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