By Ed Kaz / Amalgamated Press
John Twersky of Fremont Nebraska died yesterday while taking a selfie with
his own selfie stick. An initial police investigation revealed that Twersky, 27, was attempting
to selfie himself and had not seen the "wet floor" sign in the lobby of his vacation hotel.
"Mister Twersky slipped and the selfie stick went right through him," said chief detective Biff Ronstadt,
"It was pretty hilarious."
In lieu of flowers Twersky's family asks that you not mention this
stupid embarrassing thing Twersky did to anyone.
--------------- Ed Kaz
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