April 15, 2008

  • TESTING TESTING

    Does my blog look messed up today?   All I'm seeing on my end is a white screen and there are no backgrounds.  Does it look to you like it usually does or is it white?  Is this a Xanga issue?  Anyone else having problems?

    Puzzled.

    Kaz

April 14, 2008

  • LOST EPISODE: "... I don't care if it's an animal."

    editor UN edited

    Time now for a special LOST EPISODE of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN editeddetailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    LOST EPISODE: "FACE DOWN CHUCK"
    Producer Chuck threw his back out,  requiring
    him to periodically lie face-down on the floor.  It's a simple formula:  Chuck's misery = our hilarity.


    Look for more LOST EPISODES of editor UN edited in the coming weeks on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Jake:  Not believing what he's seeing.
    Chuck:  Not to be believed.
    Green Panther:  Has her price.
     
     

    We welcome your comments and suggestions.
    Please print neatly and legibly in the spaces provided below.
    Thank you,
    The Producers of editor UN edited

    Filmed in KAZ-O-VISIONĀ®
    "Dark and Seedy"

April 12, 2008

  • Expectorant Love!

    I promise
    never to
    crush chew
    or
    break you

    full glass of H2O?
    let it be so

    4 tabs a day
    I will obey

    I'll take you
    as directed

    till chest
    uninfected

    600 mg
    guaifenesin:
    you're my ticket
    to
    mucous releasin'

April 11, 2008

  • Bummer ...

    I got fired today from my job as a telemarketer.

    They said I was just "phoning it in."  

                                                                    
    -----Ed Kaz

April 10, 2008

  • Back to work...

    And as promised, I brought donuts! 

    Everybody please form a single-file line.
    No pushing. 
    There's plenty for everyone. 

    It's great to be back!*

    *Yeah. Right.

April 9, 2008

  • Home sick. But the learning continues...

    Amazing facts learned by staying home sick (thus far):

    1. Keanu Reeves really wants to do a romantic musical film.

    2. Pat Sajak can replace Regis and it's hardly noticeable.

    3. High School Musical on Ice doesn't have the original cast members of High School Musical.

    4. There is some girl (whose name escapes me) who won the British version of American Idol.

    5. And no, Simon did not buy a five million dollar home for her.

    6. We're going to be hearing a lot more from What's-Her-Name in the coming years.

    7. Keanu Reeves does a great job feigning interest when talking to Pat Sajak and Kelly Ripa.

    8. I need to get better FAST.

April 8, 2008

  • Hello (cough) Xanga?

    I'm not gonna (cough) be able to make it into the blog today.  I'm feeling sick.  Hopefully I'll be back tomorrow (cough).

                                                                    
    -----Ed Kaz

April 6, 2008

April 4, 2008

April 3, 2008

  • "...Deluxe--That's French."

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    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-content new reality series editor UN editeddetailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 61: "GOSSIP-FILLED WATER"
    There is a new arrival at the company. Rich and the secondary characters have lots to say about it.

     
    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Rich:  Loves him some water.
    Secondary Characters:  To be named later.
     
     

    We welcome your comments and suggestions.
    Please print neatly and legibly in the spaces provided below.
    Thank you,
    The Producers of editor UN edited