April 11, 2008
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Bummer ...
I got fired today from my job as a telemarketer.
They said I was just "phoning it in."
-----Ed Kaz
I got fired today from my job as a telemarketer.
They said I was just "phoning it in."
-----Ed Kaz
Comments (23)
And all this time, I thought you were working as a panhandler.
@TheGreenPanther - Uh, excuse me, but we like to be called "vessel technicians."
you are kidding right?
wait -I got it.
@Ed_Kaz - You just like saying "vessel"
Look on the bright side,now you have time to go back to school and learn a "real"trade!! Big demand for welders,I hear.hahaha
@buddly47 -
True that. And welders get to wear those cool hats.
Plumbing ain't half bad either!! Free crack?
It's actually a blessing in disguise. Now you can do what you really want to do--like work at a record store!
I think Henny Youngman did that joke back in the glorious Vaudeville Days. And that's where that joke belongs, so please put it back!
^^^They had phones back then?^^^
If one is required to be funny in order to comment here (as the above), you're shit outta luck with me. Can't I just come here and read your humorous posts without this pressure? Gah!
@Saadias_World -
@TarotBabe -
Henny's version was with a telegraph.
"What hath my wife wrought? PLEASE!"
@CynaraJane -
Well, apparently this one ain't so humorous, so I wouldn't worry.
@Ed_Kaz - Okay, well, that's a little less pressure then.
@CynaraJane -
So say something funny. Go ahead. I'm waiting. No pressure. Hurry up willya?
@Ed_Kaz - Something funny. There. Are you happy now?
Hey, Ed--guess what? I just did a radio interview and I phoned it in!!! I thought of you.
@CynaraJane - I'm SMILING OVER HERE!
@Ed_Kaz - God you're easy. Speaking of easy...did you see the pulse comment left for me this morning from my stalker...err, I mean...future boyfriend? Not creepy at all. Nope.
Hi Ed, thanks for observing the health of my colon. You were the only one. I appreciate the visit. You have some of my regualars here. lol I don't know you well enough to detect possible humor, but I will assume you lost youir current job. I am sorry. I never got fired, but I was demoted 5 times. I applied for 5 VP. jobs and got none of them. They actually chose aguy over me that was terminally ill with cancer. If I cannot even win out over a guy dying of cancer, I will never be a V.P. and I nerver was.
I hope you are doing OK other wise.
frank
Well, that's what you get for handing them a line.
My condolances.
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