March 29, 2008
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Weekend encore presentation...
From the Home Office in Shell Pile New Jersey:
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD CHOOSE ED KAZ AS HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE:10. I have zero experience. This will make you look really good.
9. I have a whole range of fake sincere expressions I can make behind you at the State of the Union Address.
8. I have no desire to run for President someday--I'm a big second-banana kinda guy. Jerry Colonna, Potsie, Nicole Richie...these are my role models.
7. I'll be really good at creating a diversion when Oprah shows up every damn day.
6. Unlike other VPs I have really safe hobbies. Who ever got shot in the face playing sodoku?
5. You're all about change and I always carry spare change.
4. Come on! Who would you rather play hoops with after work? That girl Hillary?
3. I don't have any big scandals in my past (just so long as nobody talks to anyone on Xanga).
2.
When you're passing the torch to the new generation, I'll keep an
extinguisher handy in case one of those stupid new generation kids
drops the damn thing.AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD CHOOSE ED KAZ AS HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE:
1. I'll be in charge of manufacturing the "Yes. We Will. Just Be Freakin' Patient, Will Ya?" buttons.
-----Ed Kaz (Veep in waiting)
Comments (28)
VP? No way - you should run for president Ed! You would certainly have my vote!
@fingers83 -
OK. That brings my tally up to...lemmeesee....uh...hang on....OK...one. I'm feeling really positive about this!
Well, if Barack does choose Ed Kaz it will certainly increase my odds of voting Barack.
Hugs, Tricia
HA! Sounds like some great reasons to me... especially number 2!
How 'bout TWO votes for President? And we'll have Obama run for your Vice. Not Vice President... just for Vice.
@Ed_Kaz - Hey, it can happen! It all starts with that first, important one, and that would be me!
If you should happen to win, can I be Secretary of Musical Affairs?
But do you have as good of hair as that little cutie John Edwards?
isn't this the 2nd time you posted this? it sounds familiar.
@jillcarmel -
Nah. You're hallucinating again, baby.
8 and 5 are my faves
A Few More Reasons to Vote For Kaz:
10. Obamakaz...its just fun to say.
9. Our last President couldn't form a sentence. Ed is an Editor...he can fix that.
8. Sure McCain understands what its like to be a soldier. But Ed's from New Jersey. He REALLY understands!
7. Who do you think Bruce and Tubby are going to vote for?
6. When you send your VP out to get Coffee...do you want some RANK AMATEUR searching for the President's Java?
5. Clinton played the saxophone...good economy. Bush can't carry a tune...poor economy. KAZ plays the Harmonica...make your own prediction.
4. If anyone can get Rev. Wright to calm down and lighten up, it's Ed Kaz.
3. So if Obama gets in trouble with the press, we can help Ed soften the Photographic Evidence with our Krazy Captions.
2. Every single person who reads Ed's page automatically gets to be a SUPER DELEGATE!
and the number one reason to vote for Obama with Ed Kaz as vice president...
1. Think about it...who do you want running against that slimeball Sam Brownback in 2012?
Thanks...g'night.
Tubby
@Ed_Kaz - I think I already voted for you and dont' say I've been smoking crack.
@Ed_Kaz - ps. My sister was telling the nieces and nephews that she met the Grateful Dead once and they were all asking her about it and Joni said ,"Jill, do you remember I met them? and I said ,"well, I was there." She said you were? and I said,"yes, and when they said they went to a party the night before and Jim Morrison was there we went; wow! and Joni said,"I guess you were there."
LOL... I laughed, I cried...I'll run to Canada.
@TheHeartlessBureaucrat -
TWENTY REASONS and counting! You're amazing, man.
*yawn*
@edlives -
You'd better, because the first thing I'm gonna do is open a file on you and your suspicious Xanga activities, especially your unnatural love for Theologian.
@Ed_Kaz - Dan and I are good friends, nothing more....u jealous? do you need some special attention? or when your the VP, you'll go to the bathroom stalls and tap your feet?
@edlives -
Well I don't know what the fascination is with Dan, that's all. He asks a question and then 20,000 people answer with one word. I don't know how this is advancing the national dialog.
When I'm VP I'll have my own private VP stall, so that won't be an issue, but you're invited anytime!
LOL!!!!! ROFL!!!!!
Kaz in ' 08!
Does this mean Camp David will be replaced by Camp Shell Pile?
LOL! Obama should be contacting you forthwith.
@squeakysoul -
Yes! Forthwith AND fifthwith!
These are great! I love 9, 5 and 2 (and obviously 1), those are my favorite. You've def. convinced me. Haha, Kaz for VP!
@SunshineOnARainyDays -
Thank you ! I appreciate your liking of my stuff.
I'm sooooo going to write you in! And I will post a pic of my ballot to PROVE it.
"Vice" Pres? NO WAY.... PRESIDENT baby...
You got my vote!
(Well, only if I can be your "Young" Intern.... justsayin)
Ok...bought a microphone...got another few audio clips up...enjoy.
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