May 28, 2008

  • Imagine they have talent...

    Strawberry Fields,Central Park NYC 5/25/08

    An impromptu enclave pay tribute to John Lennon by singing--what else--a Paul McCartney composition: Oh Darling! AKA What Key?  Sorry, John.


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    "Dark and Seedy"

May 27, 2008

  • "Always fun to get wet on TV."

    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-rent reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 72: "CHUCK'S BACK (and he's producing)"
    Producer Chuck meticulously explains how a Television Program comes together in the early stages.


    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Tay:  Doesn't think this should be on The Internet.
    Chuck:  Likes his New Yorker and his Saltines.

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May 23, 2008

  • "They come runnin'...

    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-rent reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 71: "GARANIMALS"
    Rich compliments Jake on his new shirt.


    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Rich:  Maybe he's just jealous.
    Jake: Who's he kidding?
    Chuck:  Never has much to say, but always nice to see him just the same.
    James: He's somethin' ain't he?
     
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May 22, 2008

  • Tempovox!

    To my fellow TV editors and producers
    (and anyone else who cares to read)

    Last night I was having a
    strange series of dreams.  My current circumstances are generating this
    madness, of course, so the strangeness just comes with the somnambulent territory.   But last night, there arrived in my head a concept so interesting and useful that I'd like to share with you, my beloved
    colleagues.  

    At the very end of my dream, there I was, sitting at my edit desk.
    I turned around.  Hovering over me was some producer I never saw before.

    "Let's add some Tempovox," was what he said.

    I was like, "What?"

    He went on.  "You know.  'Tempovox.'  Temporary Voice Over."

    "Oh yeah. Right. Let's get you set up with the mic so we can record some tempovox," was my response.

    See, I just roll with it, even in my dreams.

    Actually, I like this new sleep-induced TV term.  It's fresh, funky, exclusive, and oh so high-end.  I don't know about you guys but from now on I'm not cutting scratch VO--I'm recording TEMPOVOX!

    Sincerely,
    Ed Kaz!
    America's Favorite Television Editor

May 21, 2008

May 20, 2008

  • "...recruit new things to complain about."

    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-rent reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 70: "NON-PHONE WORTHY"
    Editor Kaz pays an early-morning visit to Editor Rich.


    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Rich:  Rockin' the Hanes!  Who knew?
    Kaz:  Said "geometric" instead of "geologic" because he was trying to be funny, not because he's stupid.
     
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  • "... a lotta noise for a little box."

    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-rent reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 69: "AN ALARMING SITUATION"
    An piercingly loud alarm causes widespread panic and confusion.  Will Rich make it to safety in time?
     
    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Rich:  Master of door slapstick (Who knews?)
     
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May 19, 2008

  • Displease Mr. Postman...


    Mail Carrier Manual / Chapter 12, Page 43

    When a postal customer forgets to place a stamp on his envelope:

    --Take ball point pen and draw an arrow pointing in the
    general direction of where the stamp should be placed. 

    --Return envelope to mailbox so customer will see what a dummy he is.

     
                                                                    
    -----Ed Kaz

May 18, 2008

  • "...a whole contingency plan."

    Time now for yet another episode of that high concept/low-rent reality series editor UN edited,  detailing the day-to-day dealings of Rich the New York City Reality TV Editor.

    EPISODE 68: "JAKE HAS A DREAM"
    Jake tells Ed all about the dream he had last night.


    Tune in next time for ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE of editor UN edited on most of these Xanga stations.

    Credits:
    Jake :  You could say he's a dreamer, but he's not the only one.
    Tay:  Makes a good point.
     
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May 16, 2008