August 9, 2013

  • BREAKING: Stray Asteroid seen by no one...

    NEW YORK:  A stray asteroid that nearly crashed in Times Square before suddenly veering back up into space this morning was not seen by anyone because they were all staring at their smartphones.

    Non eye-witness Nicole Massey reported hearing something but didn't look because "someone probably got a shot of it on an iPhone or something."

    Upon learing that not one single person on the planet took a picture of the asteroid because they were buried in their phones, Massey said, "There's a sale at H&M."

      ------- Ed Kaz