NEW YORK: Ralphie Espinosa of Far Rockaway told the ten millionth Anthony Weiner joke this afternoon at approximately 3:42 Eastern Time. The joke, "What does he do when he goes to Nathan's? Order himself?" admittedly not really that funny, still qualified as a joke according to officials.
Federal law prohibits a person from telling jokes about public figures after the ten million mark. Violators of "Dolly's Law" face stiff penalties.
When asked to comment on his milestone Espinosa said, "Stiff penalty? I bet he..." before being tased by a nearby police officer.
--------- Ed Kaz
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