April 15, 2009

  • Poem

    Wednesday's Trane
    scattered every direction
    dissonance
    one difference
    no drummer
    to
    catch
    me
    if
    I
    fall



    ----- Ed Kaz


April 14, 2009

  • EXPECTORANT LOVE by Ed Kaz

    I promise 
    never to
    crush chew
    or
    break you

    full glass of H2O?
    let it be so

    4 tabs a day
    I will obey

    I'll take you
    as directed

    till chest
    uninfected

    600 mg guaifenesin?
    you're my ticket
    to mucous releasin'

                                                                ----- Ed Kaz

April 13, 2009

  • News Item!

    OUTSOURCING COMPANY OUTSOURCED
    By Ed Kaz
    Amalgamated Press

    WILLISTON, North Dakota– The country's number one outsourcing company Dynamic Partners announced yesterday that effective May 1, 2009 their firm will be outsourced. "Joe," newly appointed CEO of Dynamic Partners, maintained there will be no interruption in outsourcing services nationwide. In a phone interview "Joe" remained upbeat and phonetic: "We are happy that you called," he said. "Will you please hold while I check for that on the computer thank you so much sir."

April 9, 2009

  • 5 Underrated Albums from an otherwise Overrated Artist

    There are various reasons why a record by a major artist gets lost in the shuffle:  Bad promotion, bad timing, ahead of / behind the times, or maybe it just plain stinks.   Here's my list five underrated albums from otherwise overrated artists.

    1. Rolling Stones Undercover

    A funky gem, covering all sorts of lovely sado-masochistic topics. A firm groove permeates this disc. "She Was Hot" should be listened to with headphones; the background voices flow in and out lasciviously and hilariously.  

    2. Bruce Springsteen  Lucky Town

    This is one of those records he made when he was lost in the nineties without the E Streeters for a rudder. Classics abound, including "Local Hero" and "If I Should Fall Behind," which Dion DiMucci had the great taste to cover and practically make his own.  Go back and have a listen.

    3. Beach Boys Smiley Smile

    You could call this Brian Wilson's hangover album. He abandoned the much anticipated Smile project and came back with this: An almost DIY stoner kind of trip. Good Vibrations is on it, but it doesn't belong here.  That song is an epic and these songs are privately shared giggles.  Beach Boys at their weirdest and most magnificent.  I'm sure Mike Love complained during the whole session, which makes it even cooler.

    4. Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III

    EVERYONE complained about this when it came out.  It's not noisy!  It's not mighty!  No, it's largely acoustic and shows us what these guys are really made of.  Listen to it now and wonder why everyone had a problem with it when it was released.

    5. George Harrison George Harrison

    This one sort of snuck out in '79 and it's a beautiful record from start to finish.  Harrison's not trying to overreach or over preach as he did on previous efforts (Dark Horse, for one), and finds his center. A joyful experience. Includes the sequel song "Here Comes the Moon." Gotta love The Quiet Beatle.

                                                                ----- Ed Kaz

April 6, 2009

April 5, 2009

  • Ed Kaz: Go-to Hippie

    At the end of the day I hopped into the elevator. Headphones on, Clash blasting. A couple of floors below a guy hops in: A dreadlocked African American messenger-type guy with a huge backpack and a rasta hat. I nod to him, and then realize that he's talking to me. So I pull the headphones off and say, "Huh?"

    Messenger Guy: What year was Woodstock, 1968?

    Me: No, it was '69.

    Messenger Guy: Then what happened in 1968?

    Me: Martin Luther King was shot. So was Bobby Kennedy.

    Messenger Guy: Oh yeah. Two assassinations within months of each other.

    Door opens. We enter the lobby.

    Messenger Guy: What year was the Summer of Love? '67?

    Me: Yep. '67.

    We enter the street and part ways.

    Messenger Guy as he gets on his bike: I gotta get my time line straight.

    Me: You got it now, man. Take care.

    What the heck was that all about? Did he give me the once-over and figure I knew all about the sixties?"

    Apparently I've become the Go-To Hippie.

    I need a haircut.

                                                                ----- Ed Kaz
              

March 31, 2009

  • KAZ-BURY

    Growing up, I always enjoyed Easter and all the great food.  One food in particular was the marshmallow chick.  I could eat a million of 'em.  And I could wash 'em all down with a tall glass of Tang, straight up.  And I wasn't even a junkie!  I was only eight.

    As years passed I discovered--at the counter of the 7-11 store--the Cadbury Creme Egg.  It was then and there that my life was changed.  Marshmallow chicks were off the scene, man.  Nothin' beats a dozen chocolatey Cadbury Creme Eggs washed down by a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper.

    With Cadbury Creme Eggs and Dr. Pepper, who needs speed? 
    In fact, I wrote this entire entry in 3.7 seconds!

    THANK YOU CADBURY!

                                                                           --------------- Ed Kaz

March 30, 2009

March 27, 2009