April 16, 2008
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Background check ....
On Tuesday, I was having all sorts of Xangaxiety (please note: Ed Kaz just coined a new word), revolving around my weblog. All my carefully constructed background designs vanished!
This is what it was supposed to look like...
And this is what it actually looked like...
It was freakin' me out, man.I felt helpless and disoriented. Couldn't breathe properly. Lost my appetite.
This crisis has made me realize that, without the correct formatting, I am nothing. I just don't matter. I'm incomplete, dull and ordinary.
I think I'm gonna quit this stupid Internet and purchase a diary. Hard copy will never let you down.
-----Ed Kaz
Comments (24)
YaY...the little red "x" is back on top of the Shell Pile header. All is well in the interweb world again.
P.S. I would make sure to buy a brand new No. 2 pencil for that new journal of yours. We don't want some big ink smear mishap, now do we?
it looks like the same on this end except your profile photo is that blimp that crashed and you are the little green bug.
But but but but but but but but how am I going to read it? *sobs* ~x~
I picture you, every morning, on your bicycle, delivering a copy of your latest page into the mailbox of each of your subscribers.
I do believe the cure for what ails you is xangaxanax
@TNuts - Note: TNuts has just invented a new word! Ha ha !
@TheGreenPanther -
Yeah. I don't know what's up with that little red x. I saw it yesterday, now I don't. I thought it was gone. Thanks for telling me. Now I have Xangaxiety again. Waah. Buy me another beer.
@pink_hebe - Gimme your fax number.
@Ed_Kaz - I live in the 21st Century. I don't have one... ~x~
@doahsdeer - But YOU are especially lucky, because I'm going to tuck one in your daily Asbury Park Press just for you. Pick it up you-know-where.
@pink_hebe -
OK. I'll read it to you over the phone each day. Expensive, but well worth it!
@Ed_Kaz - Oh, to hear your dulcet tones. ~x~
Take deep breaths into a paper bag with a bottle of wine in it.
Funny how the net and specifically blogs are such an extension of people's real life personalities. In some ways it allows others to see more of a person's creative side than just talking to them in person. I am the exception, on the net I come across pretty stressed out, boring and knee deep in parenthood in comparison to my real life personality which is more like a really exciting, witty and intelligent porn star. HAHAHA yeah right!
@chasnfireflies -
Let's hear it for REAL LIFE!
I love your new word, and your page looks great. Dull & ordinary? NEVER.
@temptation__eyes -
Thank you for your support, Naked Lady!
hard copy is a show isnt it? well the phrase made me think it was. I should watch more tv instead of reading your online diary.
@JessieMollner -
No. You should read my online diary. There is so much to learn.
Don't do that, Ed. You're the glue that holds this whole crazy mess together!
You got struck by the "phantom black eater". You never know when he will attack.
It's lookin' good now, Ed. And we can't read your paper diary. Stay on Xanga, man!
BTW, I was at Grand Central again. Didn't see you.
Lynn
@bastetmax -
But I was standing right there! Sheesh. OK. Next time.
Well, you still had Shell Pile. That's something.
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