May 27, 2010

  • SHALLOW THOUGHTS by Ed Kaz

    I never saw "Saving Private Ryan" because I figured they saved him. Same thing with "Thelma and Louise Drive Off The Cliff"

    First, Kevin Costner's centrifugal separators and now Dustin Hoffman has donated 17 million VHS copies of Ishtar to help clog the oil spill.

    I got pulled over by a cop and accidentally pulled out my fishing license. He threw me back with a warning.

    I was going to attend my company picnic this weekend but it was outsourced. There's a dude taking grill orders over the phone.

    I wonder if ghosts tell living people stories at campfires.

    I wonder if Nostradamus' mom ever said, "Oh yeah? Well predict this: You're grounded!"

    I heard Shania is completely estranged from her family.  Never the Twains shall meet.

    I ran into Bobby McFerrin the other day and he said "I'd be worried if I was you."

    Shallowly Yours,
    Ed Kaz

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