what about a little "Lubbock or Leave It" by the Dixie Chicks

International airport

A quarter after nine

Paris Texas, Athens Georgia's

Not what I had in mind

As I'm getting out I laugh to myself

Cause this is the only place

Where as you're getting on the plane

You see Buddy Holly's face

I hear they hate me now

Just like they hated you

Maybe when I'm dead and gone

I'm gonna get a statue too