1. I eat pizza a night. Am I still allowed to celebrate?
2. Will the current government shutdown affect our national sausage supply? I worry about Chinese sausage.
3. If they have a parade, will electric scooters with heavy duty shocks be provided for us?
4. I'm under 26. Can I continue to receive sausage pizza under my parent's plan?
5. Can calories I accumulate from this holiday carry over to National Pancake Day?