From the Home Office in Vatican City:
TOP TEN ITEMS LEFT IN POPE BENEDICT'S DESK:
10. Empty pint container of Ben & Jerry's Marshmary Magdalene.
9. Autographed photo of Mother Teresa.
8. "Exorcism for Dummies."
7. One red shoelace.
6. Old Testament Cliff Notes.
5. Pages torn from Al Jaffee's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Theological Questions."
4. Unopened bottle of Grecian Formula.
3. Post-it Note containing a few proposed "extra-credit" commandments.
2. VHS of "Our Lady of Fatima vs Megalon."
AND THE NUMBER ONE ITEM LEFT IN POPE BENEDICT'S DESK:
1. The Holy Can Opener.
----- Ed Kaz
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I heard there was a little notepad with a few musings pencilled on it. "You can fool some of the people all of the time,and all of the people some of the time. But...."
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