AMALGAMATED PRESS: Cupid has been arrested for having a blood chocolate count of 0.16 percent after his pink 1968 Dodge Dart was pulled over in a routine traffic check early this morning .
An unregistered crossbow was also recovered at the scene.
The cherubic love merchant's career has reportedly been in sharp decline in recent years; the result of the proliferation of Internet dating sites such as eHarmony and match.com.
In an interview last year Eros, the suspect's father, stated that Cupid had been suffering from depression and was taking legally-prescribed Godiva.
More on this semisweet story as it develops.
------------- Ed Kaz
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[Cupid had been suffering from depression and was taking legally-prescribed Godiva.]
That's pretty great. Godiva totally sounds like a prescription drug!
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