LAST PERSON ON PLANET WITH CAPACITY TO BECOME OFFENDED BECOMES OFFENDED
By Ed Kaz
Amalgamated Press
ARKANSAS (AP): Mary Lee Holmes, 47, of Grubbs reportedly became offended on New Year's Eve following the "improper antics of that Kathy Griffin woman with that nice pale man on the CNN."
The Arkansas woman becomes the last person on Planet Earth to be offended by something. "All my friends just shrugged," said the Walmart cashier of the nationally televised faux fellatio, "but I was deeply offended."
Ms. Griffin could not be reached for comment. "No need for her to comment," said a spokesperson for the red haired comedienne, "Her work is done here." The source went on to say Griffin was pinching his left buttock with a salad prong but no one seemed to notice or care.
---- Ed Kaz
Ms. Griffin could not be reached for comment. "No need for her to comment," said a spokesperson for the red haired comedienne, "Her work is done here." The source went on to say Griffin was pinching his left buttock with a salad prong but no one seemed to notice or care.---- Ed Kaz
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