June 19, 2012

  • MY MORNING SPAM

    FW: Your Police Record
    [Excuse me, but the only one of theirs I ever owned was on cassette and it's long gone, thankfully.]

    Banca Transilvania AtentiepBT 24 Va Infomeaza!
    ["Banca Transilvania?" I get it! A blood bank! Who says spammers don't have a sense of humor?]

    Your FREE Trial is Waiting for You!
    [Oh nice! Whenever I get around to committing a heinous act I can redeem this.]

    THANKS SPAM!

                                                                                                      ---- Ed Kaz

Comments (1)

  • Nice! I usually just get emails that ask me if I wish to enlarge my penis, and then they tell me I can get medication for that. If only they knew I didn't have one in the first place!

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