November 5, 2011
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"My Brush with Rooney-Ness" by Ed Kaz
So sad to learn of the passing of Andy Rooney this morning. It made me suddenly recall my special encounter with the TV legend back in 2001.
I used to work for a show called "Iyanla." Their office was located directly above the 60 Minutes offices on 57th Street. One crisp September morning as I walked toward the building I spied a small camera crew. Curious, I moved closer and spotted a small man at the center of the activity. It was Andy Rooney, interviewing passers-by. His idea of a remote shoot was to place one foot out the door.
Rooney looked up at me and inquired, "When was the last time you took a bath?" The camera and boom mic swung quickly in my direction.
"I took a shower this morning."
His eyebrows straightened resolutely. "No. A BATH."
At that moment my TV instincts kicked in. The fact that I've been editing TV for over ten years at that point certainly helped.
Oh! I know what he's looking for.
I looked directly into his eyes and said, "Last bath I had, I was about seven years old. My mother gave it to me before church."
Then I took a TV pause, and delivered the line I knew Rooney wanted:
"I HATE baths."
With that, he smiled widely. "Thank you! We got it!" The crew immediately shut down their equipment and a very happy Andy Rooney almost skipped with delight back into the warm lobby.
Sure enough, about two weeks later I tuned in 60 Minutes and there he was, whining his trademark whine. Bath-taking versus shower-taking. Standard-issue Andy.
"We went out and asked people if they take baths."
The montage of bites ran by, and of course, I was granted the punchline: "I HATE baths."
Cut back to Andy and off he went.
I'm so proud I seized my moment and was, for a few fleeting seconds, a contributor to 60 Minutes.
I'm also happy I gave Andy Rooney what he needed so he could get the hell back into his office and finish his coffee.
----- Ed Kaz

Comments (1)
You're so awesome!
(I hate baths too.)
Lynn
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