October 23, 2011

  • TOP TEN PROPOSED AND REJECTED BREAKFAST CEREALS...

     Gotta give those folks at Kelloggs and General Foods credit. They're always trying to come up with great new breakfast cereals for the world to enjoy. 

    Sometimes though, they don't quite hit the mark.

    From the Home Office in Shell Pile New Jersey...

    TOP TEN PROPOSED AND REJECTED BREAKFAST CEREALS:

    [Drum Roll]

    10. Beerios

    9. Frosted Asbestos Wheats

    8. Tobacco Puffs

    7. Rice Whiskies

    6. Snotty Pebbles

    5. Feeties

    4. Lucky Worms

    3. Prune Loops

    2. Postal Toasties

    AND THE NUMBER ONE PROPOSED AND REJECTED BREAKFAST CEREAL:

    1. Router Bits

                                                                                  ---- Ed Kaz