December 10, 2010

  • TSA SCAN REVEALS SUSPICIOUS COOKIES

    By Ed Kaz!
    Amalgamated Press

    DES MOINES IOWA - Kris Kringle, AKA "Santa Claus" is being held indefinitely at Des Moines International Airport after a TSA scan has revealed several cookies of a suspicious nature.

    "We're not sure of the exact origin of these cookies," stated Ronald Fernandez, head of security for the airport,  "So we're going to have to hold this person until more information becomes available, or until he decides to share them with us." 

    The cookies were discovered after an initial pat-down made a crumbly sound in Kringle's lower torso section.  The scan was then ordered and chocolate chips were revealed. 

    TSA will continue to monitor the situation and update this information as necessary.