June 30, 2008
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Caption This!
HEY XANGATEERS!
That's
right! The heavily trademarked and ridiculously litigious rodent says it's
time for one and all to create a clever and crazy caption! Who knows?
You might even win some BIG PRIZES!*I snapped this picture recently in New York City ...
----Ed Kaz
*depends on what you consider "big" and "prizes."
Comments (32)
Dammit. Keep looking. He said we could find a moment of zen in there. I want my moment of zen. I need my moment of zen. So just keep looking.
Just act natural no one will notice I promise
ok let's see
"Why not a string of shark's teeth,honey?"
...I'm just waiting for the ninja references.
"So...uh...you like...uh... crystals?"
See it! See it! How dare you put a lime stone next to a quartz! Get back in there and move it!
DO it now or I'll take out the giant machtie I am hiding under this camo and fix you!
Instead of spending our hard earned money on this rock, I think we should buy some more camo and a couple of new carhartt jackets.
I don't think they sell condoms here...
"Hey, check out MY double terminated quartz crystal with penetrator!
"Stick your ass on the pole, honey, it's cold"
Or...
"I like my rocks like I like my men..."
**Damnit, Ed, I better win! Damnit!!**
"Come on lady! I gotta pee! Help me get my ass off this pole!"
"Make up your mind, will ya?... or I will make it up for YOU!"
Do you find it hard to do ballet here too?
Honey, just go in and grab the necklace. No one will see you. That's why we bought the camoflauge in the first place...
The alternative album cover tot he Aerosmith Classic...
'Stuck Between Some Rocks and a Hard Pole'
Bronx Pole Dancing with Cletus and Maybelle...
"pssst...lady...take a look at these..."
Hi Ed,
I have entered your contest. See here to view my caption.
http://www.xanga.com/HappyDeviant/663897185/item.html
Enjoy!
Dude, put that away. Now in front of the rocks.
"I guess I'm not the only one cutting the cheese."
D-Ohh!
At first glance, the place looked like a deli shop. Now I gotta rethink this...
Look lady, my weiners camo too!
*insert Butthead laughter here*
When we got married, you promised that I'd see the world. Newsflash, Larry, you humping a window full of rocks and saying they remind you of me, does not work.
I think whatever they were actually doing would win the caption contest. What was actually going on??
i so won this contest it's not even funny. buaa haa!
"Chicago's the Windy City? Not while I'm in New York!"
Caption: I really don't see anything that suits my fantastic sense of style.
Hugs'n'Smooches!
Wow, I didn't know Tiffany made urinals! HEY! That's a FLOOR DISPLAY, buddy!
psst........have you ever seen one this size ?
"I don't care if basalt matches your outfit, this is my day to pick out a rock and I want the quartz."
"Hey, boss, they're back...."
"Just pretend you don't see them, he's in camo...it shouldn't be that hard..."
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